Oafferpeetyssakes! There's only one way to resolve this dilemma: Tamaki should tell Ugajin...

Oafferpeetyssakes! There's only one way to resolve this dilemma: Tamaki should tell Ugajin and Nonomura he's holding auditions, with the winner being the one whose bum feels the nicest. Then, after they let him have a roger, he should say he changed his mind and wants to find out whose dick feels the nicest in his bum. After a thorough reaming, he should ask them to fuck each other so he can decide which one of them looks best fucking or being fucked. Then they should do this rolling thing where one guy's always in the center being fucked and fucking another guy, until all three of them have had their fill. And after that, Tamaki should just tell them, "screw this! I want my brother."